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Self-Made Asshole

I’m a self-made asshole yeah

I could blame my ho’,

For makin’ me so po’,

I could blame my gene pool,

For makin’ me so slow.

I could blame the cough syrup,

I could blame my scars,

I could blame the punk-ass,

Who stole my guitar.

But I’m a self-made asshole, yeah

I’m a self-made asshole, yeah

I’m a self-made asshole,

I’m a self-made asshole, yeah

No excuses, No excuses,

No excuses, No excuses,

I’m a self-made asshole yea

Class reunion, Class reunion,

Class reunion, Class reunion,

I’m a self-made asshole yea!

I could blame my childhood,

For why I don’t pay child support,

I could blame the sex slaves,

They made me late to drug court.

I could blame the Orange

Bleeding from the walls,

I could blame the doorhinge

Leading to my fall.

But I'm a self-made asshole!